Saturday, July 28, 2007

Random Myspace Pic

Sunday, July 22, 2007

Slingshot Shooters












This is Gregory.
Gregory is the leader of the
"Slingshot Shooters" Myspace group.
He is also the only member.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Mother Sexy Bitch

This is Margarita. She is 45 years old and lives in The Bronx. She is a mother to three children. Her headline is "Mother Sexy Bitch." She loves vampires (see previous post) and enjoys writing poetry. She says she doesn't drink alcohol but her favorite beer is Corona. She has a taste for "sexy" lingerie and bondage gear. She also enjoys posing for pictures in her kitchen and bathroom. Here's to you, Margarita!

Best. Background. Ever.


I saw this beauty tiled across the page of Margarita.

Monday, July 16, 2007

A Random Myspace Pic

Friday, July 13, 2007

Another Stupid Myspace Graphic

Thursday, July 12, 2007

Another Stupid Myspace Group

Cutters Corner

What makes this little group especially stupid is that they claim they are not pro-cutting. Uh, Cutters Corner? That sounds pretty fucking pro-cutting to me.

Here is one of their thread topics:

What Do You Do?

after you cut what do you do? do you put anything on your cuts? do you put bandages on them? last time i did i took a napkin and scrubbed the dry blood so my cuts would keep bleeding. i've put like hair spray and perfume on it cause i heard that it makes it all puffy. but that didnt work for me. but i usually just cut and let it bleed till it scabs up. i dont really do anything.

Hey, this all reminds me of a one-liner I heard the other day.
I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself.